The Euphemism Generator

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endless fun not guaranteed

You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were

frosting the glass parcel.




The Euphemism Generator can create up to 357,884,325 unique phrases!
But there's always room for more.
Send your real or made-up euphemisms to "euphemism.generator [squiggly thing] gmail [dot] com" right now!
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NEW! EXPERIMENTAL! You can now buy this euphemism on a mug if you so choose.
T-shirts, mousepads and other knicknacks to follow should interest allow. Comments welcome!

Brian Eno to the rescue!
I'VE INVENTED A ROBOT THAT COLLECTS PENNIES


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